What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
ANSWER: Did not have time to pull out ...

Which fellow is dripping from the end in the morning?
ANSWER: Samovar.

Who is: He does not shoot himself and does not give to others?
ANSWER: Alexander Matrosov.

In a dark room, on a white sheet, two hours of pleasure.
ANSWER: Film show.

What is Adam in the front and Eve in the back?
ANSWER: The letter "A".

There-here-back: You and me are pleased.
ANSWER: Swing.

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on the "E".
ANSWER: We ate strawberries.

About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
ANSWER: Internet.

A woman is standing on the floor, opening her hole.
ANSWER: Stove.

There is a plaque in the teeth, in the eyes of longing.
ANSWER: The man fell into the village push.

No arms, no legs for a woman gallop!
ANSWER: Rocker arm.

Jumping dexterously and eating carrots?
ANSWER: Bubka is on a diet.

Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
ANSWER: Philip Kirkorov.

One wheel, a thousand wings - what is it?
ANSWER: A wheelbarrow with manure.

What is: the hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby?
ANSWER: Earrings.

What is excited by Koch's wand?
ANSWER: 1. tuberculosis; 2.Koch's wife.

What does a woman have on her body, a Jew in her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
ANSWER: Combination.

How can you walk while sitting?
ANSWER: In the toilet - on the toilet.

Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
ANSWER: Lack of youth in the countryside.

What can be dumped from a naked secretary?
ANSWER: The naked chief.

I take it in two hands, stick it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then bastard.
ANSWER: Exercise bike.

The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
ANSWER: Toothbrush.

With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
ANSWER: Electrician.

Now hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot.
ANSWER: Shower.

Four brothers stand under one roof.
ANSWER: Mafia.

Red head - works deftly.
ANSWER: Woodpecker.

Hair, hair ... and sausage in the middle.
ANSWER: Corn.

A little wrinkled, there is in every woman.
ANSWER: Zest.

With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
ANSWER: Robin Hood.

A three-letter word that any man fears?
ANSWER: More!

Does it dangle, stink and yell between your legs?
ANSWER: Motorcycle.

There is one in the sky, In the ground there is no, And the woman has two of them.
ANSWER: Letter B.

We guys are daring, we climb into the cracks of the genitals.
ANSWER: Cockroaches.

What is - small, white blood sucks?
ANSWER: Tampon.

He quietly approached from behind, stuck it in twice and went.
ANSWER: Slippers.

Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
ANSWER: The eye closes.

Grain that has gone through fire, water and copper pipes.
ANSWER: Moonshine

Klyuznik, writer of anonymous letters.
ANSWER: Masturbator

The new name of the American president's favorite musical instrument.
ANSWER: Sexophone

What do a diver and a cook have in common?
ANSWER: Both of them have to dip their eggs into the water from time to time.

What do money and a coffin have in common?
ANSWER: Both are first hammered in and then lowered.

The Sefer ha-Zógar (Hebrew Book of Radiance) was created from various sources around AD 150 by the Jewish rabbi Shimon ben Yochai. It does not belong to rabbinical literature, but it is considered sacred by some Jews and is recognized by the Kabbalists as the main book. One of the highlights of its content is the story of the first woman, Lilith.

Eve was not Adam's first wife

According to the Sefer ha-Zógar, the treatises of the Gnostics, Arab myths, and other legends and sources, Adam before Eve had another wife named Lilith. Her God molded from clay, like Adam. Lilith is a character with a very complex symbolism, which has common features with the ancient cult of the Great Mother, who is a demonic creature of the night who brings death. Perhaps her prototype was the Indian goddess Durga, one of the wives of Shiva, who protects the world order and destroys everything that hinders further development. In this case, the following logical chain can be traced: Lilith destroyed what hindered Adam in his further development and gave him the opportunity to start a new life with Eve.

According to Jewish sources, Lilith was a beautiful but naughty wife who did not want to share a bed with Adam. She flew away from him. After the complaints of Adam, Yahweh sent three angels to the rebellious wife to threaten her with death. But Lilith declared that she is equal to Adam's messenger of God and has the right to act at her own discretion. In later demonology, she became the consort of Satan.

In the mythology of Ancient Mesopotamia, a similar name is given to a night demoness who kills children and mocks sleeping men. [C-BLOCK]

In the Bible, Lilith is mentioned purely as a night demon:

“And her palaces will be overgrown with thorny plants, nettles and thistles - her stronghold; and it will be a dwelling place for jackals, a haven for ostriches. And the beasts of the desert will meet with wild cats, and the goblin will echo one with the other; there the night ghost will rest and find rest ”(Isaiah 34: 13-14).

Lilith was considered a killer and at the same time the patroness of people, especially babies. It is her cult that is credited with the custom of wearing a red thread on her hand as protection.

How many children did Adam and Eve have?

Scripture tells about the first people: Adam, Eve and their sons: the farmer Cain and the cattle breeder Abel. When Adam was 130 years old, another son was born: Seth - it was he who became the ancestor of Noah and the ancestor of all mankind (Abel died at the hands of his brother, and Cain drowned during the Flood). There is no clear indication of other children in the Bible, but Adam lived for 930 years, and he had enough time to conceive other children. This fact has always served as a reason for criticism: where did Cain's wife, who is mentioned in the Bible, come from? Hence, there were other people as well.

John Chrysostom answered this criticism: one of the sisters who are not mentioned in the Bible became Cain's wife. And it is not said because the spiritual unit of Christianity is a trinity: for example, three Persons of one God; or mother, father and son; or three sons of Adam (it was unnecessary to name the other children).

Regarding marriages with sisters, the Orthodox Christian Church declares the following: in ancient times, incest could not cause damage, since mutations were not yet accumulated that contribute to degeneration in kindred marriages. This is the official theory.

togda ona poshla bi grizt jabloko odna!

And you think through what the rib was twisted!

no, it’s trite like that ... Ivan even sounds better!

You wouldn't ask this question, because you wouldn't be there

1. Whatever the child doesn’t amuse himself, as long as it doesn’t cry.
2. I did one thing and was tired. I will make one more, I will order it to multiply and multiply, and I will go to rest.
3. It would be necessary to check the devil in the case. With Adam it is not serious: he is stupid after all. Let me create Eve, let him try with her.


Eve's fault - the Serpent obeyed
The guilt of Adam - obeyed the woman

• People definitely did not descend from monkeys and they were always on a campaign, they were just wild, and then with someone, humanity interbred quite possibly with the Atlanteans. It's just that one link is lacking in the genetic tree of mankind, after which people appeared who began to develop rapidly and the history of mankind is likely not 50 thousand years old, as is customary, but much more ... it's very interesting ... As for me, the aliens are to blame for everything

  Torah interpreters will most likely say that Adam was created around the age of 30.
  This age is the age of maturity and health.
  It was then that the Lord commanded: "Be fruitful and multiply."
  According to legend, Adam lived for 930 years, hence his biological
  the age at the time of death could have been somewhere around 960.
  Now no one will say for sure, but in all the holy Scriptures this
  the question is silent, because in essence it does not matter,
  for according to the plan of the Lord, the creation of an immortal
  creation, the age in immortality is one - mature.